INDAY REPUBLIC 101

.:from forwarded text messages:.


Sometimes, people chose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.


-sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit lumipat si Angel Locsin sa ABS-CBN

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Communication is a social-psychological process by which an individual is able to assume, in some sense and to some degree, the attitude and the point of view of another.

-Inday, nag-eexplain sa amo nang mahuling nakikipag-telebabad

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I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. Benefit over cost.

-sagot ni Inday ng tanungin ng amo kung bakit niya binenta yung silya

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Heavy fire that is exerted by the stimukus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the scientific name of rice, to change its state of color, smell, as well as taste.

-sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing

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To make it stand, you wet it.
To make it wet, you suck it.
To make it stiff, you lick it.
To get it in, you push it.

Damn!

Ang hirap maglagay ng sinulid sa karayom! Kainis!

-Inday, tinuturuan manahi si Sir...
Flirty din pala si Inday

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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy.

-sabi ni Inday sa amo niya nung humingi ng day-off

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Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake anf I'll show you who has never achieved much.

-sagot ni Inday nung sumabog ang microwave na nauwi sa pagkasunog ng buong subdivision

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Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisitions in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.

-si Inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke

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Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession.

-Inday, tumangging makipag-chismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay

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I am extremely grateful of my new found fame in the cyber world of SMS technology. However, my loyalty still remains to the filial clan, that is my amo's and their off-spring Junior. My apologies to the movie producers and book publishers, I refuse to accept your offers. Despite my highly taxing job description, I am well placated by the support and unwavering patronage of my masters and the public.

-Inday, sa kanyang pagsikat. Pa-humble pa.

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Morons! I was never raised by my mom to be a coquette! I'm nurtured with such dignity, respect and morality! Even poverty can't make me do such a scandalous act. Sexiness is from within. I don't rely on aesthetic products and on skimpy outfits. So pathetic!

-banat ni Inday nung alukin siyang mag-pose sa FHM